The Knitting Sailor


Is a sheep a hasty choice?
November 15, 2012, 7:10 am
Filed under: the Captains Cabin | Tags: , , , ,

To take true consideration if all of the options here is my list about why it would be great to have an alpaca / lama in the garden.  This is to endure the full facts are explored before I bring an animal into my suburban back garden.

I say alpaca / lama as I have never really understood the difference between them. I think lamas are taller. I’m sure someone clever would be able to tell me.

  • If I had an alpaca in my back garden then I could make heaps of money by selling the fleece as its really expensive fibre
  • I could hire it out in the winter to star in nativity productions
  • It would be able to peer over the fence and entertain the neighbours grandchildren (if it was a tall one which makes it a lama)
  • I could run visits for knitters and sell them alpaca / lama related items – e.g. a book in the shape of an alpaca / lama, alpaca / lama flavoured wine etc.
  • In the summer I could take it to the beach to take the kiddies for a ride
  • I could make my own cheese (or is that goats?)
  • My lawn would still be beautifully manicured – but so would my bushes due said animals increased height

Concern may be that they spit and don’t get on with the sheep, and as they are part of the camel family they might find the North East a little chilly….  Also, the last time I met a camel I had to buy a rug.

It’s a real camel. Or dromedary. Or something.

Don’t ask.

 

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8 Comments so far
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I think you should stick with sheep – if you take them sailing they make better baaaaallast ;)

Comment by tinkeratsea

Just to clarify, this is an alpaca.

And this is a lama.

Comment by o docker

You see???
Identical :) !

Comment by knittingsailor

What does a lama taste like? Is it like General Tso’s Chicken?

Comment by Tillerman

Sheep or lamas, but not both, I think.

Despite their reputation for docile obedience, in the presence of a lama, sheep become more independent and you would eventually lose control of them. Then, you’d want to get rid of the lama.

Comment by o docker

I really enjoy my daily lama.

Comment by Tillerman

One L lama, he’s a priest,
Two L llama, he’s a beast.
But I’ll bet a silk pyjama
That there ain’t no
Three L llama.
(O. Nash)

Comment by Chris

Happy Llama, Sad Llama…

Comment by Alexrad




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