I haven’t posted for a while because its coming up to end of quarter. Those in sales will now nod understandingly and offer me a gin.
For those not in sales what this essentially means is that my time is currently spent peering at reports and hitting buttons on my calculator while scratching my head and wondering how on earth I am going to make 2 plus 2 equal 5. Maths was never my strong point – strangely not many children have ambitions to be a sales manager – most want to be an astronaught, train driver or doctor. In my case I wanted to be Indiana Jones – somehow I never saw being chased by nazis and wearing a hat as being dependent on my maths skills. So I wasted my youth digging holes in the ground in the rain with people with suspect dress sense and a penchant for facial jewellery. To be fair – it was probably more fun than maths would have been.
So I am posting today to tell you all about how I am going to chase my end of quarter stress away…. By doing some spinning and then some knitting of the stuff I have done the spinning of!
What could be more fun???
So I am starting with this –
Doesn’t it look pretty? I got it at woolfest and have been sitting looking at it ever since. It’s merino and from a purple stripy sheep and I am going to use my drop spindle on it. This is a drop spindle.
The idea is you hook the woolly stuff on and then spin it and it twists the woolly stuff to start to make it into a strand of twisty wool stuff. Once you have this you the twist two bits if the woolly strands together and then get it wet and dry and and -ta-dah- designer wool!!!
Bearing in mind the ‘finished’ roundabout yarn (some of which you can still see on the spindle!) I last spun was an unmitigated disaster and is sitting in a sad little heap all on its own I think this is a bit of a challenge.
And then I am going to knit it to make this –
Apparently it doesn’t matter if your wool is lumpy, you can make it all lovely by knitting it into this.
I am doing this so that I can then wear it every day and say ‘This? I spun and knit it myself thank you …. Yes you’re right…. I am hugely talented … What’s that? You happen to need a talented knitter and spinner to come with you on your next search-for-something-hidden-in-a-jungle to document your search via the medium of wool and you would like me to come? I’ll just get my hat.’
Well, it works in MY head….